Israel Captures Hassan Nasrallah

Having suffered several humiliating defeats in the ground offensive against Hizbullah, Israeli Special Forces were airdropped into Baalbek to carry out a raid to capture senior members of Hizbullah, instead they managed to capture three Lebanese merchants, all of whom are related and have no connections whatsoever to Hizbullah. Although, one of the captives is named Hassan Nasrallah and is listed in the phone directory.

I rather suspect that the United Nations, the European Union and The United States will not be calling for the release of the three kidnapped Lebanese civillians.